'Not even a computer from the 2000s has this many viruses': People despair at how Boomers use technology

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    thomas Follow @perfectsweeties jump scare when your grandma asks you to "fix" her phone. unlock it and all the text is in 48 point comic sans and theres a dancing leprechaun that "helps her with her passwords". brother how do you even get this much malware on an iphone 15. we need to fling this into a volcano
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    A thomas@perfectsweeties 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties one time she asked me to clear up some space on her phone and she had 60 gb of youtube videos about shifting dimensions to cure illness and essential oils downloaded
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    Bustopher Bones @stevenmprewitt - 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties I'm pretty sure my grandma's computer had enough viruses at one point to cross the species barrier and infect me while I was trying to clean up her email.
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    1. @No_1futbolfan 3d • Replying to @perfectsweeties The most impressive thing is when they somehow manage to change the language of their device and "have no idea why it did that" or where they went to change the language.
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    Chloe @ClawYousay 3d • Replying to @perfectsweeties I went onto my grandma's computer and despite having Microsoft Edge and Google Chrome AND Firefox, she had managed to download and had been using a fake internet browser that was literal malware just eating up all of her searches and passwords
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    Jessi @jessinicoleb 2d Replying to @perfectsweeties Hahahahah. This reminds me of when my mom had me figure out why she got a virus. She's only in her 50s and usually fine with computers, but not super savvy or anything. Turns out she'd been using Tor as her default browser because she heard it was good for privacy.
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    Vee @Ema silvtz • 3d @Ema_silvtz. Replying to @perfectsweeties You should have to take a skills test before you're allowed to buy a smartphone past a certain age
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    Lola @SexNTaxes 2d · Replying to @perfectsweeties THIS AND THE MAX BRIGHTNESS
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    Badger Tamer @badg_er 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties - Doesn't want me to change anything her laptop, "I just want it to work normally" - Has 5 Accessibility features that pop up constantly and the taskbar is on the right side of the screen for some reason - Has 3 spyware toolbars on her special privacy-oriented browser
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    Egg @soupisgod69.3d Replying to @perfectsweeties Working in a phone store and all of the older people come in saying their phones don't work and its because it's full of viruses. How do they get this many? Not even a computer from the 2000s has this many viruses
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    Seb Downie-Blackwell Follow @DownieSeb Replying to @perfectsweeties I need a fucking leprechaun that helps me with my passwords. Have her DM me
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    bucee the vampire slayer @buceethevamp Replying to @perfectsweeties Follow my father resisted my guidance twice about the "app on his phone for ring tones" and i will not bring it up a third time. go to the store make them fix it
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    Gen X time traveler @tigerjack58.3d: Replying to @perfectsweeties That leprechaun reminds me of a teddy bear(maybe? Something cute tho) that my mom had on her computer c. 2003. It danced, etc. The whole system Slowed down. She took it to the shop, they cleaned it up, and when she got home, she downloaded it again.
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    KCharlesChamp @KCharlesChamp. 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties I swear the only time they ever manage to remove something it's the stuff actually protecting the system because "I dunno what that is, thought it was a virus" It's Windows Defender, how did you manage to get rid of it? :
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    syd @sydderdys - 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties there's been at least three times now where i've deleted videos my grandma recorded of herself while she was sleeping that were all several hours long. it was at least 30gb. this reminds me i should probably check her phone in the near future.
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    kling @k_cling. 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties and @__papa_ My mom with dementia managed to fill her laptop to the brim every couple of months with malware thanks to playing flash games on coolmathgames. She somehow even managed to perma block the antivirus I bought for her smh. Malwarebytes saved her machine so many times
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    Habit @QuiteTheEnigma 3d Replying to @perfectsweeties I was in the bathroom at a Walmart recently and I heard some guys phone go off. He started angrily going off on the guy on the other end about how he really needs the money and it's been two days and demanding to know if it's a scam. Sometimes there's just no helping it..
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    Howard's Arcade @Howards Arcade 2d : Replying to @perfectsweeties "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TO FACTORY RESET IT? I HAVE MY PICTURES ON THERE, ALL OF WHICH ARE BLURRY"
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    The Android Sent By Cy... @Dredd PirateRob Replying to @perfectsweeties Follow I remember my mum had a laptop and she said it was running slow. She took it to an IT store and it had 1 million viruses or something close to that. I have no idea how the hell she did it
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    ♡G Lobelia || GraVT >♡G @Lobelia VT Replying to @perfectsweeties Follow I once asked to help my ex's grandparents with their slow internet apps, and they had like ~7,000 tabs open combined and I was just... shocked. It was very funny tho and it was a nice laugh
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    • Caitlin @foundnearpaper 3d Once tried to help a lady use the library's mobile printing, but Safari wouldn't let us open a new tab on her phone to access the web page because, and I cannot stress this enough, she had *500* tabs open.
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    Brina 7 @jadebri97.3d For a whole year my grandmas phones would randomly stop working for good. One day I caught her rinsing her phone off under the water tap in her kitchen, she didn't realize you couldn't put it under running water and had been cleaning her phone screen that way the whole time
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    Heavensent @Med1cure ⚫ 3d • thinking abt how my grandma told me she doesnt like windows bc they always get viruses all that talk just for her identity to be stolen from her downloading and inputting her information into literally every site ever
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    Maliki @Maliki Beats 3d This is 90% of your job if you work at a cell phone retailer
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    gay beach boys be like... @manglegrove Follow once my grandma asked me how she could delete other people's facebook posts and shoved her phone in my face while i was driving
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    rae @actofrae • 3d . the last time i got handed my grandma's phone (for a SOFTWARE UPDATE btw not related) her notifs were filled with the most insane clickbait spammer shit ive ever seen + scary links. her calendar was loaded with these things set to go off 10x a day and she just never said anything
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    106 & Arlong Park+ @rainbrØjesus • 3d my mom deadass had 14 solitaire games on her shit and told me she wanted to keep 4 of them cause "they are all different" like... WHAT?

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